June 2012
paynefullygay:
yes because a girl who flies thousands of miles to visit her boyfriend multiple times is a cover up for him being gay
Liam Payne is the most adorable man to walk this...
Just look at him..
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person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
me
yossiskittles:
Imagine what it would be like going grocery...
official1dnc:
Harry: He would probably be buying a mix of some healthy foods and junk food on the side.
Zayn: he seems like he would get mostly healthy foods and maybe some chips or whatever he feels like eating most of the time.
Liam: he would probably have a list of specifics…mostly be buying foods that don’t require a spoon to eat with.
Louis: he would just be grabbing random things...
codpieceappreciationblog:
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
May 2012
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
“I want God, not my idea of God.”
– C.S. Lewis (via lyonsbrandon)
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
narrybabe:
i’ve thought niall was hot since this..
not this…
FUCKING PREACH. I loved him since his awk turtle days and honestly… I prefer old Niall better than the new one. #sorrynotsorry
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