I like playful relationships. I'll call you a...
Las mujeres son de Venus, los hombres de Marte y...
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Microsoft Word will never understand that my name...
Kids getting presents today
This was me when I got presents:
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untitled by aphra behn
Not to sigh and to be tender, Not to talk and prattle love, Is a life no good can render, And insipidly does move: Unconcern do’s life destroy, Which, without love, can know no joy. Life, without adoring beauty, Will be useless all the day; Love’s a part of human duty, And ‘tis pleasure to obey. In vain the Gods did life bestow, Where kinder love has nought to do. What is life,...
When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm like
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